I am pleased to announce that the PayPal Good Friday Campaign worked in my favor!
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That’s right, out of all the amazing and wonderful donations I managed to get three of my donations matched for a total of…
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That’s right, for hording spare change and badgering individuals like yourselves I am now only £230.00 away from my goal!
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I honestly and truthfully want to thank everyone who has donated to my campaign. Specifically all the anonymous people who drive me nuts with your not revealing who you actually are. Naughty people with your mystery ways.
Hugs all around. We’re going to do some awesome work for those living with autism!